... вот этот стишок (песню) на русский язык:
It's lovely to see you,
Fall off the stairs,
Breaking your skull in twoThere's nothing you won't do
IV with air,
Pull the plug and say I doBeware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
you choke me blue with the pillow tie,
this love was never alive,It was hate at first sight for us darling
The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling,
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It's a match made in hell, cupid's squallingYour scent's fascinating
For maggots and worms,
Eating your flesh awayYou say my eyes are engaging
To watch when I burn,
Going pop in the flamesBeware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
You choke me blue with the pillow tie,
This love was never alive,
Это офигенская песня группы Lordi - Hate At First Sight
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpCVMclBLi0[/youtube]